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17 Things Only People Who Attended Covenant University Will Relate To – No 16 Will Interest You

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1.Whenever you see bus 5 coming.

run

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!!

2. When you hear “Caution! Caution!! Caution!!!”

pim

Hay God! It’s all over.

3. When they start an announcement with “good news!”

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You already know you don’t care.

4. One hour after they call Prof. Aize Obayan to “round up”:

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It’s not over?

5. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:

malaria

Na wa for you.

6. This difficult choice:

cafe-or-kettle

Just let your pocket decide.

7. You, the first time you stabbed chapel service:

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Is this how I will go home?

8. How you know exam time has reached:

library

You people should go to your halls, abeg.

9. When a non-student starts saying “I heard they don’t let you guys…

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Oya say nonsense.

10. When Mario catches you ‘pairing’ at night.

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11.That time Pastor Ntia gingered everybody:

That time Pastor Ntia hyped everyone. First class, pack your blessings, everything. Results came out, everyone like WATAPUN?

12. Whenever they say they want to do head count.

headcount

Is this really necessary?

13. You at every single public lecture:

public-lecture

Why are we even here?

14. When someone blocks you in front of your hall with “excuse me! Please, can you help me call…”

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Better leave my front.

15. “In a short while, we shall be rising up to pray.”

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Didn’t we just finish praying?


16. When they are denying exeats up and down but they approve your own.

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God is good.

17. When you go to the buttery and all they have is Hebron drink.

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What is this life?

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